Best Vacuum Cleaners

i have heard so much about dyson vacuum cleaners and want to try one out and see what it is thats so great about them.
Where can i view them online?

Best Vacuum for pet hair?
I need a new vacuum cleaner, and we have two dogs that shed soooo much
Well I see there are many vacuum cleaners in stores that mention that they are good for a household with pets?
Does any of you have personal experience, advice which one is best? or to stay away from?
Thank you.

Men are like newborn babies. They’re cute at first, but you get tired of picking
up their crap.

Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it’s hard to get them to
work.

Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like vacuum cleaners. They’re not much fun, but at least you get to push them
around.

Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like soap operas. They’re fun to watch, but don’t believe everything
you hear.
Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the
bathroom.

Of course we all know this is not true.

I live alone in a bachelor flat, and I want to buy a couch for my living area.

I want a couch that can last for a long time (durable) and a couch that requires little maintenance as far as cleaning it is concerned. So I think a leather couch would be a good couch to buy because leather couches don’t require a vacuum cleaners or something if it’s dirty, all I can do is to wipe a stain with a damp cloth and that’s it. But what worries me with a leather couch is that it becomes damaged easily and can easily rip and have scratches and stuff.

Is leather couch the best option? If not, what couch should I buy?

Thank you!

It’s a big pain to loop them around those two hooks. I have a bad back and hate all that bending over to do so. Plus, when I turn the top hook to get the cord off and usable it gets all twisted. It’s so nice with a canister vac to just touch the button with my toe and ZIPPP, it’s all tidy.
Thanks,
I’ve never seen one before. I now wonder why more vac manufacturers don’t do this?

i’ll try to keep this short… I have two adults cats and three kittens. I had only planned on adopting one cat, but i ended up getting 2, and then later found out that one was pregnant. The pregnant cat had 5 kittens and I’ve been able to find homes for 2 of them..

so i have 5 cats in my little apartment. i won’t give them up to shelter or pound because i dont want them to live their lives in in cages. Five is way too many for a single guy in an apartment, but i don’t have any problem affording food , vet. trips, etc.

Just yesterday, I noticed a flea crawling on my oldest cat. When I came home from work today, I noticed all of my cats scratching like crazy. I hate bugs and I want to get rid of them ASAP.. it would take a week or two to get a new Vet. appointment, and the two adults just went recently, so i’d rather try to fix it myself…

so, i know that vacuum cleaners are one of the most effective ways to kill fleas in carpet… what is the best flea medicine? i’ve seen the little tubes you can buy from CVS and put between their shoulders, is that as strong as the Front Line stuff you get from the Vet? also, the kitten are about 11 weeks old.. is that old enough to treat for fleas?

sorry for the long question.. i’m not good at "paraphrasing".
give the kittens a bath? that sounds "fun"

i’m just afraid the kittens will lick the gel off of their mom’s back if i put the stuff from CVS on her.
it’s probably my fault Silence.. trolls follow me everywhere i go on this website.. thanks to my screenname.
that sounds good Jen.. what kind of soap, and what is a flea comb??

I am looking to replace my old vacuum cleaner and want to get a nicer one my old vacuum cleaner is a bissell power force we broke the piece of plastic that hold it upright and lost it while moving a few months ago we want to replace it with a better vacuum if anyone has any suggestion let me know.

What are some great vacuum cleaners? Price is a factor. Which ones have worked well and lasted longer for you?

What vacuum cleaner do you have and would you recommend it?
We are looking for a vacuum cleaner that is not more than €300.00
I agree the harry is good. I am looking for a bagless.

Men are like … newborn babies
They’re cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
Men are like … Coffee
The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

Men are like … Computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like … Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like … Chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like … Power tools
They make a lot of noise, but it’s hard to get them to work.

Men are like … Remote controls
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like …. Shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like … Vacuum cleaners
They’re not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

Men are like … Road kill
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like … Soap operas
They’re fun to watch, but don’t believe everything you hear.

Men are like … Pillows
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like … Old car tires
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like … Plastic wrap
Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

Men are like … Department stores
Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like … Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like … Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
take it easy, this is only a joke…you know who you are. geeeeez

An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband.

The mother asks the daughter, "what are you doing naked?"

The daughter responds, "This is the dress of love."

When the mother returns home, She strips naked and waits for her husband.

When her husband arrives, he asks her, "what are you doing naked, woman?

"She responds: "This is the dress of love."

And he said to her: "Well, go iron it."
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven’t got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door..

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don’t be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you’ve got a da**ed good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.."
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Little Johnny walked into his kitchen one day and asked his mom
"mom, can little girls have babys?"
"of course not" the mom replied." With that little Johnny ran out of the house yelling:
"dont worry, we can play that game again!"
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A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, ‘How much money do you make a week? A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, I make 0 a week. Why?

The CEO then handed the guy ,600 in cash and screamed, ‘Here’s four weeks’ pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back.

‘Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did around here?

"From across the room came a voice,
‘Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s
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I recently entered my favourite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at my regular table, I noticed a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table.

I called the waiter over and asked for their best bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is mine.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and sends a note over to me.

Her note reads:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."

I, after reading her note, chuckled, and sent a note of my own back to her.
My note read:
"Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850 and a Mercedes 600 SL in my garage. I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off.

JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK
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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.

The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don’t want your money! And I don’t want your daughter! I want the jerk who pushed me into the pool!"

Men are like … newborn babies
They’re cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.

Men are like … Coffee
The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

Men are like … Computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like … Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like … Chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like … Power tools
They make a lot of noise, but it’s hard to get them to work.

Men are like … Remote controls
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like …. Shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like … Vacuum cleaners
They’re not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

Men are like … Road kill
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like … Soap operas
They’re fun to watch, but don’t believe everything you hear.

Men are like … Pillows
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like … Old car tires
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like … Plastic wrap
Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

Men are like … Department stores
Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like … Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like … Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like … newborn babies
They’re cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
Men are like … coffee
The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.
Men are like … computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like … coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like … chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like … power tools
They make a lot of noise, but it’s hard to get them to work.
Men are like … remote controls
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
Men are like … shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
Men are like … vacuum cleaners
They’re not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
Men are like … road kill
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
Men are like … soap operas
They’re fun to watch, but don’t believe everything you hear.
Men are like … pillows
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like … old car tires
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like … plastic wrap
Cheap. Clingy. and very easy to see through.
Men are like … department stores
Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like … horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like … plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men Are Like…
Men are like newborn babies. They’re cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.

Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it’s hard to get them to work.

Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like vacuum cleaners. They’re not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like soap operas. They’re fun to watch, but don’t believe everything you hear.

Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.

Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like government bonds.They take so long to mature.

Men are like parking spots. The good ones are taken.

Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

Men are like high heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Is it

A. My cannibalistic tendencies.
B. My depressing musical tastes.
C. The fact that I only ever change my socks when the old ones fall off.
D. My color scheme of black writing on a black background.
E. The moody and near suicidal expression on my avatars.
F. My complete and utter devotion to Christianity.
G. My Devil worship dance routine.
H. My obsession with one ‘particularly bad and highly unrealistic at best’ movie.
I. The droning on and on and on and on and………….
J. My ability to contradict everything I say and still claim I’m right.
K. My world domination plans.
L. The poetry.
M. All my emails just contain the word ‘Follow’
N. These damn alphabetical lists.
O. The fact that I always say ‘Is that a letter o or the number 0′
P. Only 2 people will actually read this line properly.
Q. My WW2 memorabilia.
R. My third nipple.
S. The facial hair on my forehead.
T. My fear of vacuum cleaners.
V. The fact that I don’t know the alphabet.
W. The fact that I always run out of spa

5.Cooking a ”romantic" dinner with spam or vienna sausage.

4.The Best of the Three Stooges video cassete.

3.Pots,pans, or vacuum cleaners.

2.Anything that looks like you won it at a fair.No 10 feet tall Tweety Bird motifs!

1.NOTHING.If she says "oh, don’t get me anything,” get her SOMETHING.

Everything has been chaotic since my dad’s stroke and this Friday he’ll be coming home. So my brother and I are scrambling trying to get everything finished around the house. Thing is, we had to use some carpet cleaner on the floor and then one by one our vacuum cleaners broke. Belt drives, electrical problems, you name it.

Now then, my brother has an attitude problem. He loves having authority. Since Dad’s stroke he’s been more than serious in a time that needs supportive love. Seeing him all serious like that only makes Dad feel like a burden. Does he listen to us? No. My brother just turns the other way with "his way is best" crap.

Now then, earlier, when we were having vacuum problems, I called our Mom to see what other options we might have to suck up the carpet cleaner. She had to hang up with me cause my uncle called her, and then she called me back. Now my brother has a habit of calling our Mom by her real name, which is quite rude…especially the way he says it, and he also thinks she doesn’t know anything of what’s best, despite her having medical training and having taking care of people in that situation for years among raising a family.

Anyway, I was talking to her and he asked me to give him the phone, the way he was extending his hand acted as though he genuinely wanted to talk to her, so I give him the phone, he hangs it up and it gives it back to me.
He then goes ahead on inside the house acting with his big shot attitude. I call Mom back, and had I known he was going to cut her off I wouldn’t have gave him the phone. I tell him what an overwhelming jackass he is, but he scuffs it off.

So, since yall’ve heard a piece of his personality, who else here thinks his behavior is unacceptable?
NEW DEVELOPMENTS
Thanks to ya’ll answers, he now sees how much of a jackass he is! …apparently hearing it from his mom and little sister doesn’t amount to the opinion of strangers. Heck, he even apologized! We’re totally gonna work on his attitude adjustment, so thanks again for the posts!

Men are like … newborn babies
They’re cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
Men are like … coffee
The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.
Men are like … computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like … coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like … chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like … power tools
They make a lot of noise, but it’s hard to get them to work.
Men are like … remote controls
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
Men are like … shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
Men are like … vacuum cleaners
They’re not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
Men are like … road kill
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
Men are like … soap operas
They’re fun to watch, but don’t believe everything you hear.
Men are like … pillows
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like … old car tires
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like … plastic wrap
Cheap. Clingy. and very easy to see through.
Men are like … department stores
Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like … horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like … plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

What is the best way to clean a PC keyboard? Do those mini vacuum cleaners work? Is there a better way? Any useful advice welcome.

She never has. She can only tolerate, me, my parents, one of my brothers, my cousin, and one of my best friends. Any one else she starts hissing. Or she just goes away. But the people she does like, she is very affectionate with. And We all love her to bits. She can be the biggest brat though… We have suspicions that she was abused as a kitten. She is terrified of brooms and vacuum cleaners, and her ears were slighty burned when we got her. We adopted her from the humane society. DO guys have any ideas why shes "exclusive"?

I am wanting to take a wagon such as a “little red wagon” and somehow if possible turn it into a battery operated wagon. I don’t know how to describe this so I’m going to try my best. Do you know how some vacuum cleaners move by themselves when its turned on. Its kinda like it helps to make it easier to use it. Or even a battery operated car toys that children ride in. Im not looking for speed just something that will make pulling a wagon easier when its loaded with 100 pounds. So if anyone has a idea to what I am trying to describe and knows how to do this please let me know. Or is anyone knows where I can buy a battery or electric wagon/cart. I have been looking for several months and havent found anything so I thought that maybe there was a way to build it.

i have five animals! i want to know of any miracle products out there. i want to disinfect my house from top to bottom! steam cleaners, vacuums, shampooers, dusters, as seen on tv, home made cleanser… everything! thanks!

The dirt on the skirting boards in my house seems to have settled permanently. The vacuum cleaner doesn’t seem to be having any effect on it. The dist looks to be permanently glued to the wooden surface of the skirting board. I have seen a lot of cleaning products in the market, especially at the local Wilko and ASDA. However I am not sure that they will work or not.

Also, I am not sure wether to simly apply the liquid cleaners on the skirting boards and then wipe it off with a cloth after some time OR do I need to use something like a steam cleaner?

Also, will the same strategy work with the mould & mildew which is all around the window frames?

I know there is the Bissell Flip it, Dirt Devil Vac n Mop and Hoover Floor Mate, but is there a site where I can compare all 3 and see which one is the best?

My dog sheds very very bad. The vacuum cleaner I have does a terrible job. If course I would like to have the best for the lowest price. I know Dyson has their pet versions of all of the vacuum cleaners but I am trying to avoid spending 0-0. Any Ideas?